Answer these five questions honestly (we will know if you lie) and discover your true taco self. Results have been verified by zero scientists.
The Questions
- It is Friday night. You are: A) at a party B) on the couch with a slow cooker going C) at the beach D) arguing about something online
- Pick a salsa: A) roja with pineapple B) salsa verde C) pico de gallo D) chile de árbol, extra
- Your ideal vacation: A) a big city B) grandma’s house C) Ensenada D) Guadalajara
- Your texting style: A) all caps B) long, thoughtful paragraphs C) emojis only D) voice memos, seven minutes each
- Pick a drink: A) jarritos B) horchata C) cold beer with lime D) a mug of consommé
Score Chart
Your answers Result --------------- -------------------- Mostly A AL PASTOR ### Mostly B CARNITAS ### Mostly C BAJA FISH TACO ### Mostly D BIRRIA ### Tie TACO DE SAL # Scientific accuracy: [##........] 20% Delicious accuracy: [##########] 100%
Your Results
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Mostly A: You are Al Pastor
Flashy, social, a little dramatic. You love a crowd and you always make an entrance (with pineapple). Everyone wants to be near you at 1 a.m.
Mostly B: You are Carnitas
Reliable, warm, patient. You take your time and it always pays off. Friends call you when they need comfort.
Mostly C: You are a Baja Fish Taco
Breezy, bright, allergic to stress. You own sunglasses in six colors. Your spirit animal is a lime wedge.
Mostly D: You are Birria
Intense, a bit messy, impossible to ignore. You come with your own dipping sauce and your own opinions.
A tie: You are a Taco de Sal
Minimalist. Pure. Maybe a little smug about it. Honestly, we respect it.
Share your result in the comments. Birrias, please keep it civil.